The end of the world is well and truly neigh, true Believer ! Your pull out and keep commemorative guide to the last day of your life !!

Welcome, fight fans ! And do we have a show for you tomorrow. Ring side seats, my friends, ring side seats ! As if you could avoid it. So here, courtesy of your favourite magazine, is your no-holds barred guide to none other than the end of the world ! Keep it safe, true believer, and we'll bet you just can't contain your excitement !

Ragnarok - the final battle of the Gods. Where our total universe will be destroyed, and one god will remain to start the whole new one - you might even say the big bang. And where better to get a big bang than in squared circle ? Our intrepid weekly commmentators give you the form on the favoured gods, right here in this commemorative dition.

What's on the line ? The interfaith belt ? The ecumenical ? The main event ? Never, my friends ! Who'd have thought such things could be made to seem small ? Nothing less than the right to create the new universe ! That's right, and you heard it here first; one god and one only will walk out, battered and bruised, earning with their blood and their sweat the right to make the next universe in their own image ! That's ragnarok, baby.

So unless you got someplace better to be tomorrow, and we ain't seen no time machines lately, you better read this first. Be the envy of your friends when the end times come and you're the informed one !

So who's up ? There's gonna be one god-almighty ( oh you heard us ) divine rumble, with the winner getting a free pass to the final; beyond that, it's a knock out system. And right here, right now, we're gonna give you the low down on the our picks to make it through to the final six.

Anyway, they call me Da Priest, I'm a signing off now but I'll see you at the end for the letters page. Keep the faith.