ADW's longest running commentator. If it happened, he saw it; if you heard it, he said it; this mans got more files than a private eye. With all this inside on the Deities, he could be a theologist; but who want's those stuffy ol' books ? Hell no, he's here every week on ADW where all the action is, calling it how he sees it.

The femme fetale of the fearless; she used to wrestle over at our sister fed, All Mortal Wrestling before it closed down. This is one gal with her eyes on immortality. She'll bring a world of inside knowledge and calculating callousness to the reckless rumbles and frantic fracas of our favourite gods.

He'll rattle through bins, he'll chew through cables. He's sneaky and tenacious and if you thought it was all one way he'll tell you it's another. But every story's got two sides, you know, and like the dark side of the moon this fella's full of mystery.